PLATE 01
THE INCIDENT
They sprayed the room, pulled the rug, and still missed me. I was already outside with the exit liquidity.
Top sold
Rugpull Roach / Official Field Guide
I sold the top, survived the spray, and kept the receipt.
Officially indestructible. Unofficially disgusting.
Classification: market survivor
Known weakness: absolutely none
Known weakness: absolutely none
HAZARD
LEVEL:
UNKILLABLE
LEVEL:
UNKILLABLE
FIELD NOTES / THE INCIDENT
PLATE 02
SURVIVAL INSTINCT
Rugs, raids, red candles, kitchen slippers. I have outlived worse footwear and several stronger projects.
Spray resistant
PLATE 03
NO EXIT PLAN
I do not promise a moon. I promise to remain annoyingly present whenever the chart gets interesting.
Receipt kept
PLATE 04
EVIDENCE LOCKER
Keep the shell, check the contract, and never trust a clean kitchen. The roach remembers every top.
No refunds
Holder record / verified nuisance
Some things survive because they were never supposed to.
Rugpull Roach is a deadpan field specimen for people who have seen the spray, the rug, and the red candle. Keep the shell. Keep the receipt. Stay present.
1ROACH
0TRUST
∞SURVIVAL
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